Banana Republic

Alas, with my inconsistent updating and my uninteresting articles of late, viewership at dontbeaboob is now at an all time low. We at dontbeaboob want to bring you the best blog-hoppping experience you can ever find on the net.

We constantly seek new ways to reinvent ourselves. This editor was daydreaming one day and realised one way, tried and tested, done by so many publications before it to raise circulation.

HOT GIRLS!

But we at dontbeaboob don't want to give you the run-of-the mill girls, so what better way to give you girls, than girls holding large bananas!

And as for my female readers, I'm sorry moi couldn't make an appearance today. Rest assured that I've taken my fair share of pictures and will be uplodaing them soon.





Here we have Sarah. Owner of the obsecenely large banana. She eagerly shows us normal people how to handle such large fruit. YUMMY SARAH! Um, I mean banana.

Oh, and Teck Teng, Sarah's MINE!

And here we have the lovely Jasmine. Beneath that innocent and country-girl look, she shows us her skill and finesse at handling such large fruit. One handed some more. I suddenly have an urge to eat bananas. Or maybe its just her.



Last and certainly far from least we have Joanne, the vivacious ODAC girl. In sync with nature, she is able to turn large fruit into complex communication devices. Brains and beauty. Now that's fried banana fritters HOT.

This concludes our banana girls spread. Give your comments on how we can improve future phot shoots. Till next time folks.

* I so gotta study more.

I've Got to start studying

The Big Z

I escaped from the Dungeon of Ge3k!

I killed Unleashthedevil the leprechaun, Unikgal the gelatinous cube, Arista Desiree the kobold, Afie Baby the orc, Provingrounx the leprechaun and Helloyou the goblin.

I looted the Wand of Girls, the Armour of Flash 5, a Figurine of Andella, the Axe of Skantilydun, the Sword of Air Rifle and 109 gold pieces.

Score: 159

Explore the Dungeon of Ge3k and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

RanDOmNess

I can't concentrate! I like do work for a solid 2 hours. Then I feel a sense of accomplishment. Then I get sleepy, hungry, tired, get headaches, etc. Then I can't do work for another 10 hours. Crap. Anyway, here's a funny game you can do. My art sucks, but it does give an accurate reading.

After doing this, I think my downtime has lessened. I can touch work in about 7 hours time. But wait, that's the time for me to sleep. LOL. In deep shit now. Its about waste deep. And rising. Haha.

And I hate TJ and AJ buggers. Their papers forces me to think. I hate to think.

The Best Is Yet to Be --- ACS Sch Motto... Am I the Only one who finds it funny?

Was uploading some old pics from my camera. Found this pic. Its not focussed cos the camerawoman didn't have a steady hand. Probably because all the people in the pic are hot. (with the exception of clement. LOL.)

In light of the increasing self-realisation of my abilities, I have come to the conclusion that I have passed the point of no return. I have slacked until I now can no longer achieve my fullest potential, regardless of how much miracle powder i possess. Its a reality, that of which has manifested out of my sheer laziness. Yet this picture gives me hope. The VS buggers above (with the exception of clement. LOL.) have done so much in their own right, other VS buggers have also contributed to the vibrancy of MJ. Yet we have not shed the slack-ness that comes with such greatness, till the point that we short-change ourelves from our own greatness.

The pic above is a testament that VS buggers still can make it. Yes, we have passed the point of no return for normal people. But the VS last-minute miracle still can happen. To all VS buggers both in and out of MJ,

NIL SINE LABORE. A phrase that will push us through the perilous times lying ahead of us.




Oh, and this is my class' idea of a joke. Me under a poster advocating Fat-free food at Perkafe. I must once again say, that yes, all Perkafe food is fat-free*. ( to a certain extent)