Friday, December 29, 2006

Promises. Bah.

I promised that i would update today and I have.

Let's see. What did I do today?

Oh, I went out with Siu Sing for lunch and some other stuff. Lots of sales. Like EVERYWHERE. But money was NOWHERE. Bah. I need fulus.

Want to buy a new X Box game.

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter?
Rainbow Six Las Vegas?
Splinter Cell Double Agent?

Hoho. Cashless = gameless

gameless = rambling early in the morning

Bye!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Too Hot To Update

I haven’t updated in a gazillion years. As some of you may think otherwise, I must come out in the open. I have a life.

Ya anyway, I’m kinda lazy now plus I only have like 12 days of freedom from NS so I’m going to be brief. I segmented my holiday exploits into different sections which I am sure all of you are dying to read about.

Villa Hotness
My new house rocks la. Imagine me swimming, toned body and all. A sight to behold. Or just chilling in the steam room with a room full of shriveled almost naked guys. Yes I know. You’re jealous of the things I get to see.


Fast Like Flash
Moi bought a bicycle. My mother doesn’t allow it, but she doesn’t know about it either. Haha. But when you’re living in a place in the middle of nowhere, you need a form of transport you know. Plus, its good exercise.

So one day I went cycling… for fun. Yep you heard it. I was SO bored I went cycling for FUN. I went with Muhd. So we went from my place to Changi Village, then to the other end of Changi Beach, then to Changi Airport, got lost, and later ended up at East Coast Park and back to my Changi Villa Hotness. We cycled for 6 hours in the rain. I felt so rugged. And get this, I beat muhd cycling, uphill! Heh. You gotta to adopt the ‘too tuff to puff’ mantra. Cos when a fit boy like me beats you at cycling, you gotta to tuff-en up.

Did I Just See The Hotness at Orchard? Or was that Brad Pitt?

I tell you. Holidays suck. You go out. You have fun. And you become poor.

But I did get to meet up with my old sec 2 VS classmates. One of them is a Sergeant in the SCDF. He gave me a whole walkthrough of what to expect. I want to grow up to be just like him. Earning $1000+ and working for 12 hours a day, then having 2 days of leave. Now that’s life. But I have to be as fit as him though. Damn. That’ll mean I need 2 miracles.

SHIT, WTF Happened to my holidays?

There were times I was so bored I actually went to the gym downstairs to pass time. But no more. My mum took solace in my misery and bought me an X box 360! Woot. I finished The Godfather and Gears of War. But POOF! The holidays are suddenly coming to an end. Damn machine. It sucked all my time away.

Buyer beware: X Box 360 eats up your time without you knowing. Isyraf and Siu Sing came to my place to swim at 4 pm last Tuesday and they went home at 5 am on Wednesday. They had no chance.

A lot of things are swirling in my magnificent head of mine, but I got to kill my brother in law in Dead or Alive 4 now. I’m a hot long-legged top-heavy girl whopping his ass. So I’ll update more hopefully tmw or Saturday

Let’s hope I keep my update promise this time.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

The Hotness cometh, modems beware!

Yes, I'm here at last. But before I start rambling about my life, which I'm sure many of you really want to know about, cos I'm so interesting and all, let's have a minute of silence for our fallen comrade, Vishnu Aditya Naidu. He has passed on, just this morning, into the realm of National Service. You will be missed. And no, he isn't in a better place people. This kind of thing jerks you back into reality. You or I might leave our lives any moment to be thrust into a world of torture and cruelty, for ALL ETERNITY (2 years) !

There’ll be a million gazillion photos, so I suggest you wait for the rest of the page to load to fully experience the dontbeaboob journey.

And now, an ode to the 3 people I know and trust, the Biz Club VS people. Ah, savour the hotness, oozing from every one of them, especially the one with the brown tie. Yum!

And no, I didn't give Siu Sing the flowers... Why give plants to express your feelings? You induce feelings to express yours. Ahem!



Oh, he’s from VS and Biz club too, but there’s something about his smile. I don’t know. Heh.

Well, hello there. Haha.

Oh, and shit la. Some of my photos were blur cos my damn camera was set at macro. No, no, I'm not stupid, its just that I'm no tech geek. Oh, and trust Canon to have the all bells and whsitles on their cameras, but no battery bar. Smart.



Now for the prom.. Food was alright la. I liked the presentation. Very hotel like. Taste wise was ok I guess. But look at the quantity. A growing fireman needs more food than that.

The music was SUPERB. The crowd would have loved it. Too bad they were all mulling about in the toilets or taking photos outside the ballroom. If the music stopped, it was safe to go back in.

And now, for the coverage of a few hotties and me.. ( or should it be a hottie and a few other people? I don't know, we gorgeous people lack brain cells)



You know, I was so busy that night, I mean with all the hotties and fans calling me to have me take a photo with them, that I didn't realize that the prom queen was with me.


And here she is. Quite a classy white dress, if I may say so. She has that girl next door look about her.. Very homely.. Either that or she lives near me.


But that said call was VERY important, for my dear Vitamin Cindy, or Vitamin C was looking for her nightly dose of Vitamin Z. Vitamin Sing, too bad you didn't wait for your Vit C, cos she was good. Citrus sweet.


Vitamin courting ritual. Vit L and Vit C looking for the rare oppurtunity to taste the Z. But Vit C, taking a second dose is kinda greedy.


JOWEK! Doesn't Joanne look ravishing? But something's missing.. A banana!

Maybe I can be her giant banana?

Maybe not.


Hui Yi? Hotty or Haughty?


Definitely hottie... Yes, her also.

Finally, after so long, I've completed the set. WOOT! The 212 girl gang set. Limited edition. Mint condition. WOOT!



Set piece 1: Xue Ying

Set piece 2: Grace (This set is a little dirty, cos it comes with a bit of fungus growing on it. I sent the fungus to the lab, its the Abrahamyouruinedmypic.youpieceofshit.cocus species)


Set piece 3: Candice (Limited prom queen nominee edition)

Set piece leader: Sheila

I swear, I thought my camera would fry from the brilliance of two very gorgeous people, fortunately, my camera managed to pull the pic off with all its 5 MP glory. YAY!

And here are my other pics... Have fun loading... I'll update more of my thoughts later.. But jokes aside, my JC life was great. And I love all you people.. Especially some of you in some of my photos... Heh.