Friday, June 01, 2007

You know how I always complain about the morons I put up with in CD? I know all of you are tired hearing about it.

But now, I have hard evidence of the stupidity that engulfs me every day.

Introducing Mr X, the personification of a moron, the epitome of a spastic retard, the vanguard of mental disability, the ultimate, perfect BOOB!

He’s from a top 10 JC and his CCA record and external business activities makes what Biz Club did in MJ look like a kindergarten kid’s school project.

From me, at dontbeaboob.com, I proudly proclaim him the first-ever Dontbeaboob’s “But-you-are-a-Boob Award” winner!

*Loud Applause*

It was a sure win because Mr X has a media consultancy business ( fancy name for wedding video / photographer ).

He was tasked with taking a picture of this person in a spa wearing NOTHING BUT a BIKINI:


She's already dressed. :)


But he refused because he didn’t like her attitude.

Would any sane man refuse to shoot this:




Or this:




Let’s congratulate either the most stupid person of the 21st century or the most un-straight man ever born.

Ladies and gentlemen, your But-you-are-a Boob Winner!

Misc Updates

I now have friendster. I realised that forgetting people's names is not very nice anymore so I thought keeping a catalougue would help me remember their names, but I realised that only a quarter of the people I know have profiles. So I guess, I just have to not forget names anymore.

Oh, and of all 3 unis, I accepted NTU Business. Don't give me that expression! NTU Business School is ranked first in Singapore and third in Asia ok?!? Plus, its an accelerated honours program which means I'll get an honours degree in 3 years, not 4.

So even though I will have a degree that another trillion people will have, I will have an extra year to find a job compared to NUS and SMU people.

I hope I don't live to regret this.