And the Hotness fades, till Nov 25.

My family. I'm the youngest as you can see. And as my mother puts it, the last unproven family member.

I and the rest of you readers out there are at the most critical juncture of our lives. Whether
we make it in life mostly depends on the exams we will be all taking in the coming 15 days.

As I sit at home, not really utilising my time very fruitfully, I realised something. If i don't make it, the only time I'll ever get to wear a graduation gown has passed. I wore one in kindergarten.



I will wear that ugly gay blue crappy gown again. In 6 years time.

And I will not be the only one in my family who wil not graduate. Cos that just makes me look extra pathetic doesn't it?

That said, I won't be putting up any entries anymore till Nov 25. So goodbye, and good luck people.

Stop, Drop, Roll.

Shit. Shit.

26 Days.

Why have I not updated for so long, despite pleas from hot girls the world over?
Ok lah only 1 hot girl.
OK la, she may not even be a hot girl.
But if she is, well hello there. We should meet up one day.

I digress. I haven't updated cos I am a stupid piece of crap. Dint prep much for prelims, and then thankfully I just passed bio, chem just missing Cs by .2 and 2 marks respectively.

But as for maths, damn that subject. Don't want to talk about it. Did double my marks though. Goes to show how horrible it was in the first place.

Anyway, I dun feel crappy cos i dint do well. I feel crappy cos i didn't meet my benchmark. This person I know, this person who irritates the *&^%^ out of me is my benchmark. And this person beat me in maths. How could i not meet my benchmark. Damn. That means I am the benchmark.

Anyway, shall not ramble on.

In a light-hearted turn of events, I GOT MY NS POSTING!

LOL.

I expected to go to the police, prayed not to go to the army, and boom!

I'm a FIREMAN!

Anyway, I sort of want to go like to the army now, cos firstly its like way cooler.
Secondly, the uniform is nicer, plus i already have 2 pairs from NCC (oops, was i supposed to return them??), plus its not mixed with ITE ppl who will whoop my ass on sight (for being hot I suppose).

But on thinking further, NAH...

SCDF will be much less of a pain. If i'm a fireman, how many fires are there in S'pore? If I'm a paramedic, well eww... I'll have to touch old foaming-in-the-mouth ppl when they're having heart attacks or stuff. EWW.

If i go to the army, well, there is the SOC, battle stuff, and all the other to die for (literally) activities.

If I go to the Police force, well, there is the problem of me chasing ppl. I'll probably be lazy and end up shooting suspects in the back while they're running away. Now won't that be funny?

So i guess the SCDF will do. And if my experience serves me right, smart ppl will shine amongst a unit of well, not-so-smart ppl. Fitness will play a part, but if they need brains, I hope they'll come to me.

Now, I should really study, if not i'll be the not-so-smart person who'll have to do all the climbing and stuff for the rest of my NS and reservist life. Hmm. Being a fat sergeant will be quite cool hor.

LOL.

Oh, and I won't be updating any time soon. If you're lucky, I may.. But most prolly not la ah.

Sorry hot girl. Till we meet.