The Tale of the Perpetually Horrendous Board of Notification

Having your CCA mentioned as being innovative and creative by your principal during Speech Day = $10000

Being the ONLY non-sports CCA mentioned during your school's Speech Day keynote speech= $15000

Having teachers laugh at your freakingly ugly "revamped" noticeboard done by your predecessors = Priceless

I think if the principal got wind of this, well, we may never get mentioned in any school event for the next 150 years.

Oh, and its not funny.

Life's a curveball. Need to learn how to catch the ball.

Hits on my slightly narcissistic blog has been dropping. Could this be due to my overwhelming emphasis on how hot I am? Hmm. One wonders.

This week was a somber one. A good friend of mine suffered a great loss. One which many of us has never experienced. I am truly sorry for your loss, brother. Forgive me if I’m detached and stuff, cos I dun know how to handle such a huge emotional shock. But rest assured, I’m there if you need me.

There was the leaders lunch this week also. Another sad event. It represents the official handover of the CCAs. Let’s just say my optimism for my predecessors has been dashed.

Anyway, Ms Japan rocks. She did cheer me up this week though.

TODAY, we experience HOTNESS

OOO! Look! I'm on the front page of the Today paper! God. Have I gotten that popular and influential? XD

Must admit though. Not the best angles of me.



Victory! The stall has finally closed down. After persuading his loyal customers to boycott his horrible food, and asking people to complain against his blatant hygiene discrepancies, he's finally gone. Hope they'll replace his stall with a hygenic stall that serves edible food.



Our chem teachers, getting a litlle too friendly eh?

Anyway, my life sucks now. Results like shit. Other ppl in TJ are like so distraught that they got 4 As and A2 for GP when they should've have gotten A1, and here I am happy that I didn't get 3 Fs. Shit.

Anyway, about the entry below, I went to a meeting with the new bosses. I think they'll get the hang of everything in due time. But hurry up aye?

GOD. I know I'm SO hot till I end up on the front page of our newspapers la. But I swear, one doesn't need to resort to such drastic measures to get my attention. Especially not by pulling my clothes off me. There's a time and a place ok? You know what I mean dear. Heh.

Well, I shall henceforth pledge to be a mugger though initial attempts were not very eventful. I lost stamina after 2 hours of studying. Hmm. Must perservere. Its now or it'll be too late or my miracle powder won't have any effect eh?

Well toodles for now.

Oh, and I seriously REGRET letting that 5-yr old Toyota out of my reach. DAMN! How could I have let such a dear oppurtunity go?

3 CEOs, 2 MDs and a baby

I haven’t updated in a long time. Been busy uh. When I should’ve been busy studying, I was playing. Well we reap what we sow, or in my case what I didn’t. Haha. More of that later.

For those of you wondering what the video in the previous entry is, well, this excerpt from Siu Sing’s blog should clarify and queries.

“Painstakingly filmed by zul and me in the dec holidays of 2005, the ad that garnered much popularity during one morning in MJC. It was prolly the talk of the school for about 5 minutes before the excitemnt died down. Spent days and nights (yes nights) at Zul's place editing the video. Great acting by him i must say, check out his well rehearsed perverse expression on his face. And that moment where he phased through the shutters. Thats right Shadowcat, even fat men can phase through walls. haha. Thanks to all who contributed, the fat free man, the biz ppl, and those 3 lickers, ahem, yes. Oh, and theres this small bit which was in the uncut version, starring the drink stall auntie. i'll try to upload that some time. mebbe i'll ask shadowhippo to do it for me. ok thanks for reading my longest paragraph on this site ever. enjoy!”

Ah, biz club. My little baby of a CCA, now of course, no more mine. Its no more my responsibility, one of which has been handed over to 2 new groups of people. I’m sure in the one and a half months of taking over they’ve added a great deal onto what Siu Sing and I have done. Or have they?

My picture outside the General Office asking people to join the Perkafe Co-op membership has been sitting on the easel board for 2 months now. Its dusty and a few days ago, I saw the security guard put Kristin’s pic onto mine, cos hers, which was at the General Office pillars had dropped off.

The CCA noticeboard hasn’t been updated since I handed over, probably because my face looks better than the new bosses’. The key is STILL with the J2 corporate communications director.

Perkafe looks like it hasn’t been cleaned since my farewell party.

We STILL do not have a CCA t-shirt.

Hmm. I’m curious as to why my 2 committees of about 15 ppl could do so many things. Siu Sing’s role and mine deemed to be demanding, had been split into 2. Two larger committees was formed in place of mine.

I’m curious as to why 5 CEOs and MDs cannot fill the shoes of one short and one tall CEO/Chairman?

Either Sing and I are that great, or these 5 ppl aren’t doing their jobs.

GOD. I sound like Dr Mahatir.

When I discussed this with Sing and Vishnu, we came to the conclusion that, we did what we could, and well, we can’t do anything now. THE BLOODY A LEVELS IS ABOUT 3 MONTHS AWAY!

So, all I can do now is watch, cringe, and study. For there’s no point if I fail, can’t get into uni, and I just will shrivel up and die. I can be there for the club, but it can’t be there for me when I’m seeking uni admission, can it?

Speaking of results, OMG la. I am not going to pass a single shit. Hope I can squeeze one out of bio. But chem and maths are confirmed goners.

I’ll update regularly now, seeing as how it helps me to de-stress.

Next entry up: My face on the front page of the TODAY newspaper and a forecast of my results. OOO. I am narcissistic aren't I? heh.