PLAYGROUND!!!!

Whoa. Its already the 31st of January. How time flies by. Anyway, I have noticed a growing trend among people’s blogs. Their entries are becoming more and more irregular. A good friend of mine has already planned a hiatus for his blog, only to start blogging once the common test is over citing certain reasons one of which is probably the obvious; the common test. I tell you, these VJ people, really man, they got to chill or maybe certain MJ people should actually touch a lecture note once a month. I think it’s the former.

Anyway, today was a fun, fun day. My brother-in-law woke me up early in the morning to ask me to pace him for his jog (he’s preparing for his IPPT) at Pasir Ris Park. I thought he was insane, but you probably know who ended up pacing who. After I ditched him at the 1.8 km mark and felt like I was about to die, I took a shortcut and went back to the big giant playground where my sis and my nephew and niece were. Lo and behold, I was first. The power of cheating :)


Oh and I just watched the concluding episode of Rome. The way Caesar died was damn sad. Just goes to show that no matter how powerful you are, if those close to you betray you, you're dead. Tables can be turned anytime. Must keep that in mind from now on.

Lazy to write anymore. Let the pics speak for themselves.

Watching Memoirs tmw!!!

Holiday! WOOT!

Anyway, its been an eventful week. Had PCCG on Thursday. To my surprise on Wednesday, Kenneth Poon told me that there was a Student Dialogue Session on Thursday and that Perkafe had an opportunity to rebut all your nefarious claims that we are too expensive etc. BAH! We need to ensure quality of service ok?

Anyway, I had to address the JC2s. I must say for some reason, be it carnal excitation or otherwise, I was excited. Then I went up to the mike, took out the piece of paper, and lo and behold, my hand was shaking. Whoa. My hand always shakes when I need to address more than 20 people, and this was no different. I started to fidget, move back and forth, then I started. And then I ended. I still don’t know what was so funny about what I was saying, although I did try to be casual about what I was saying. Eh. Wait. There was that part about us buying ASSETS. I guess that line coming form me was funny. Hehe. If I had my way, we’ll buy proper assets, if you know what I mean J. After asking around I guess that what I was saying was alright, people understood. I guess I still have it. They must have understood because of my charming good looks. Its true people, I am good looking. Yup. Ok.

You can stop laughing now. No. Really. Its not funny anymore.

Anyway, I slacked like fuck this weekend. Did nothing at all. So much for the “I will study” bit. I did a bit of vectors; more like tried a bit, didn’t understand and cried myself to sleep for being such a failure. Anyway, Zulsingtat is showing some cracks. I still think he’s the best candidate, but he has to work on professionalism. Less colours.

As for the entry below, I am normal ok!

I found a few things on my computer. Oh my god I didn’t even realize I had these. Really man. This person is like so photogenic. I mean even standing in a crowd, this person is *ahem* .

Couldn't do that pixel thing they do on crime watch or those 'special' japanese movies. So I just did this.










Ya, well happy new year folks.

Blogthings LIES!

You Are 76% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?



They lie I tell you!!! I am NORMAL!!!

ZulSingTat

Meet ZulSingTat. My relpacement. The 3-in-1 person. You'll understand soon.

Wooo. A lot of things happened these last few days. First, I found out from someone very distant from my social circle that he knows what I put here. He said that a JC3, a graduate form MJ, a girl, moreover, read my blog. This cannot do. The secrecy of my blog has been compromised. I finally know who makes up part of the 5 people on average who visit this thing daily. Anyway, I don’t know whether to feel honored that some stranger actually reads this or afraid that I will be under scrutiny by those who I don’t quite like.

Anyway, 4 weeks of the school term have passed. What have I achieved? Nothing. My CT teacher brought me aside and addressed a few concerns. One of which was the fact that I fucking failed my recent math test. WTF? Come on, I actually read the notes, practiced a few questions. GOOD GOD. I have turned into a true blue Meridian. I studied, (not much) and yet I failed miserably. What happened to scraping by ala VS last-minute-dash?

All is not lost. I scraped by in chem., even though I didn’t study AT ALL. Got 16/30. It was an easy paper, but the fact I didn’t touch chem at all before is quite significant. I still got it for chem., as for bio, it remains to be seen. Haiz. I really got to curb this god-forsaken transformation into becoming a Meridian.

Anyway, Zulsingtat is really not bad. Really full of potential. At least I found my replacement. Now, to find one to replace Sing and Kristin.

A lot of things have been on my mind lately. A friend of mine has been a disappointment. Really. Never expected this person to do this. But hey, its that person’s life.

Anyway, still a bank manager and with the season of V-day coming up, my bank transactions have been becoming fewer in number but the deposits are bigger. Much bigger.

I wasted 4 weeks of school slacking. Effectively, I have had 4 months of holiday. I’ll buck up. During the CNY holidays, I’ll pull up my socks till they touch my balls. Really man. I was walking by the triple science classes this morning. My class was empty before assembly, and since I was in school arly, I had a morning nap. I woke up and proceeded to the toilet before going for assembly. Whoa. Bunch of muggers. Or should I say that I am a lazy fucker for not doing what they are doing. Really man. I suck. Ever since I stepped into MJ, I have not gone a solid week by doing pure academic work. Even before promos last year, I wasn’t really mugging. I have tried, but seriously, the momentum isn’t there.

What in the hell is wrong with me? Seriously. I need to pick up the pace. People around me, Sing, Tat, Mason, etc. are studying while I’m slacking. I know its not too late to catch up now? Or is it? No lah. I can catch up. Its not the point of no return.

YET.

VAVA-VOOM

So i was like at this place and suddenly hot models came out and decided to take pics with me.

*POOF*

Oh. I am at home watching the Victoria's Secret Lingerie show on channel 5. One can dream i guess.

One can dream.

Aint Gonna Make It

Look. I think its a funny pic. Good food, girls (or in my case girl) and horny bastards (in background). What a life i lead.

Anyway, attempted to prepare for my amth test. Not doing well i see, considering what i am doing now.

Just cannot get the momentum to study.

Gotta be more like my mugger frens in VJ. Study, Study. Should try that once in a while.

YUMMY!!!

Yummy. My sister was sick so she sent her children to my place to get a quiet rest, without the racket of having bored children at home. My mother decided to go to the Botanic Gardens to entertain them and forced me to go with her. I already told her that it was boring, but she kept on saying that nature is fun. Yadayadaya.

So anyway, it rained. So woot! I managed to get my way and we went to orchard hotel. Ate steak. Yummy. Then I went to my favorite chocolate store and bought yummy chocolate. Woot! What is not great is the fact that chocolate prices rose. Bloody crap. Now I get less each time I go there. Bloody hell. First it was $12.40, then $13.20 then now, its $15.00 for 100g. Rip-off, but its worth it. Anyway, my sis asked me to buy some for her, she pays of course, for herself, and me too.

OOO. One thing I notice about quality shops is the fact that the people like to build a rapport with you. The shop owner knows me and she always gives me extra (about 100g worth). But I guess she has to considering I regularly make the trek to orchard to buy chocolate for my sister and myself and she cannot afford to lose me as a patron, considering that I represent my family and always act a s a chocolate courier. So she “bribes” me and I don’t mind. J

I love Leonidas Chocolate…

MOFO nice…


Well enough of chocolate and talking like a small kid. I am feeling the power of being a senior and the responsibility that comes with it. The J1s have come. They seem alright. So I divided them into 2 groups, one for the upcoming Soiree and 1 for Valentine’s Day.

Anyway, one of them sent a proposal. It was like not a business plan, like what I asked for and this person had the audacity to ask me to edit his proposal for him. Man. I did not work so hard, sacrifice so much to edit some guy’s half baked work. Come on, in the 1st 3 months last year, Siu Sing and I did a lot of things ourselves, untaught, showing initiative. I guess that is why we were entrusted with our positions. Wait, I digress.

Anyway, this guy was going like, hurry, could you approve this and before that edit it?

So just replied that since he proclaimed himself as the leader he should ensure that things are FULLY done before he sends it to anyone SENIOR above him. Actually I was fuming mad. He phrased his mail rather rudely, when I have been nothing but nice. But after I replied, I was quite relieved. And it seems to have worked. He sent me something new, however, it doesn’t seem very much better than the first one. Well, I guess some people have it and some don’t.

adayinthelifeof

Perkafe. Hmm.

Anyway, Bjorn's farewell party was yesterday. Goodbye Bjorn. All the best. Let the past be the past. May our paths cross again in the future.

Stil just a Bank manager

Getting new members tmw. I realized that most of them put Biz Club as their first choice. Must be because of my good looks in the video, or maybe not, since there are only 3 girls.

*Please do not let them turn out to be heinous monstrosities of nature.*

one can hope. Anyway, I discovered a big secret about somebody and his friend. Damn funny. In fact I knew this all along. In fact, I keep guessing these kind of things correctly. Then why in the stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown am I still just anormal bank manager of the JaneBank? Why have I not reached the rank of supreme investor and asset owner of many Jane Assets?

Fcuk!!! I can read people relatively well. But when it comes to myself I cannot do it.

JaneBank Pte Ltd

Woo. I have not blogged in a long time. In fact, I have not done anything remotely useful in this period save for Biz club stuff and the NTU competition thing. Well first things first.

BIZ CLUB

The opening ceremony of Perkafe went very well with a great positive response form both the J1s and J2s. everything went flawlessly, as planned, and once again, my pessimistic side, expecting everything to go wrong (I think the world revolves around Murphy’s Law by the way) has been proven wrong once again. It was quite cool to have my face shown to the whole school at once. I mean, we good-lookers must not be shy. Perhaps a modicum of modesty from me would be nice. But seriously, most of the video’s scenes, (the embarrassing ones for me) were actually choreographed by Sing. But for the spirit of my Club, I made the sacrifice. Anyway, business is looking good. We are poised to diversify our product lines, after all, a café cannot actually just sell ice-cream. It is not an ice-cream parlor, it is a café.

I got the email regarding the new J1 recruitment. Hmmm. Response was okay I guess. I just hope that SMART ones will enter. I am not saying the current members are not smart, the ones who put in effort are all smart, namely the publicity committee, SOME of the Ex-co and basically, that is it. I really hope that the bumper crop of J1s will be able to prove their worth.

Enough about CCA. I actually had loads of fun yesterday. It is actually quite gratifying to handle lots of money as a cashier, to actually have a stake in a full fledged business.

Anyway, few people read my blog, thankfully, but I really want to thank those people who put in a tremendous amount of effort to make yesterday a success.

Siu Sing, Hiu Yan, Kristin, Vishnu, Barry, Gerald, Abraham, Tat Chung, An Ee, Kenneth and last but not least the Assistant Chief Executive Officer, Bjorn Wong who unfortunately will be leaving to study in the UK next week.

WORK

So what has been up with me lately? Been actually quite slacked. I did not attempt my tutorials and instead I chose the nobler path of copying my friends’ work. But that is set to change.

I have lost my bio file, with all the new notes for every single subject in it and this has prompte me to actually sort out my old files and consolidate ALL, yes all, my work. Like a mugger in his room, I Zul, am poised to MUG. Muahaha. Take that you other muggers. When I actually mug all you consistent muggers will die! Muahaha.

Well enough of my confident-talking trash.



Enough. Anyway, I do not think I will be able to get a jane, after all they are intimidated by my good looks and keen intellect.

Thank god no one too distant from my immediate social circle reads my blog.

Big Rod

Hmm. My class is insane. Horny bastards. I really dun feel like blogging at the moment. Maybe tommorow. Anywya, here is something you don't know about me... MY real name is

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Big Al Rod

What's Your Porn Star Name?

She's got me by my balls

I knew there was something fishy when I took that position. I knew a person as experiecnced as that will actually be able to manipulate me fully. She now has. I have no choice but to comply. More on this revelation soon.

A lesson learnt: Nothing good is without strings attached.

StupidBananaSonOfaBloodyFaggotClown

Well the new school year has started and i got a new class. I got 2 new teachers, 1 for chem and 1 for math, who also happens to be my form teacher. The former is professional and I think has the experience to see me through the A levels, the latter however, has a weird sense of humour and I will need to see whether she has what it takes to aid me in my academic procurement of success.

Anyway, I was messing around with the drinks stall auntie and she asked me, " You always ask for discount ah. The other shops got give you discount not??" to which I replied, " Auntie ah, if I set up my own stall, you die ah." Damn funny sia. I could not stop laughing, the biz club people around me could not stop laughing and she laughed along too, not knowing that we were going to set up something that will compete directly with her stall. Dingbat.

Moreover, after 2 days of school, I have come to one stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown conclusion. I cannot cope with JC. Seriously. I cannot. I can foresee myself failing all the way till the A levels at this rate. But you know what? I always feel this way right before a major exam, and I always pull through. It just occurs naturally, I panic, then I push myself to the brink of a fat man's stroke and I pull through, most of the time, quite well actually.

So why am I worried? It is 2 stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown days of school and about 10+ months to the A levels and I already feeling like this.

Now, there are several scenarios. Scenario A, I have changed for the better. Scenario B, my auto alarm system was triggered because the A levels will be such a daunting task that subconsciously it triggered the alarm.

My money is on scenario B.

Whichever scenario is true, if I work consistently, which I am trying, and whether I succeed still remains to be seen (after all, this is only the second day of school) I have 2 scenarios, which may happen at the end of this year.

Scenario 1: I work consistently and I get 3 stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown As.
Scenario 2: I try to work consistently, but I burn out because all my life I only work hard at the last minute and fail horribly.
Scenario 3: I fail in my attempts to work consistently and I do the famous VS last minute dash for the A levels, yielding results which could go either way, neither of which is me scoring 3 As.

Hmm.

It looks like the odds are against me huh. I have 3 scenarios of which one is good, one is bad and one is a stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown risk that my make or break my academic life.

I will place my money on 3 most likely happening, but I am working for no. 1 to happen. Actually, what I really am aiming for is to do no.1 and then do a no.3 dash at the last part of the year.

Yes, better not be just building castles in the air. Better do something to realize my dreams.

Now for the last part... I need to motivate myself.
WHY WORK HARD THIS YEAR? YOU DARE ASK THAT QUESTION YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT? YOU KNOW stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown WHY. YOUR stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown FRIENDS WITH THEIR STUPID FOUR SUBJECTS AND THEIR S PAPERS WILL WOOP YOUR ASS. IF YOU DO NOT SCORE 3 As YOU WILL NOT BLOODY HELL GET INTO THE FREAKING LOCAL UNIVESITIES YOU stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown.

Well the new school year has started and i got a new class. I got 2 new teachers, 1 for chem and 1 for math, who also happens to be my form teacher. The former is professional and I think has the experience to see me through the A levels, the latter however, has a weird sense of humour and I will need to see whether she has what it takes to aid me in my academic procurement of success.

Anyway, I was messing around with the drinks stall auntie and she asked me, " You always ask for discount ah. The other shops got give you discount not??" to which I replied, " Auntie ah, if I set up my own stall, you die ah." Damn funny sia. I could not stop laughing, the biz club people around me could not stop laughing and she laughed along too, not knowing that we were going to set up something that will compete directly with her stall. Dingbat.

Moreover, after 2 days of school, I have come to one stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown conclusion. I cannot cope with JC. Seriously. I cannot. I can foresee myself failing all the way till the A levels at this rate. But you know what? I always feel this way right before a major exam, and I always pull through. It just occurs naturally, I panic, then I push myself to the brink of a fat man's stroke and I pull through, most of the time, quite well actually.

So why am I worried? It is 2 stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown days of school and about 10+ months to the A levels and I already feeling like this.

Now, there are several scenarios. Scenario A, I have changed for the better. Scenario B, my auto alarm system was triggered because the A levels will be such a daunting task that subconsciously it triggered the alarm.

My money is on scenario B.

Whichever scenario is true, if I work consistently, which I am trying, and whether I succeed still remains to be seen (after all, this is only the second day of school) I have 2 scenarios, which may happen at the end of this year.

Scenario 1: I work consistently and I get 3 stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown As.
Scenario 2: I try to work consistently, but I burn out because all my life I only work hard at the last minute and fail horribly.
Scenario 3: I fail in my attempts to work consistently and I do the famous VS last minute dash for the A levels, yielding results which could go either way, neither of which is me scoring 3 As.

Hmm.

It looks like the odds are against me huh. I have 3 scenarios of which one is good, one is bad and one is a stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown risk that my make or break my academic life.

I will place my money on 3 most likely happening, but I am working for no. 1 to happen. Actually, what I really am aiming for is to do no.1 and then do a no.3 dash at the last part of the year.

Yes, better not be just building castles in the air. Better do something to realize my dreams.

Now for the last part... I need to motivate myself.
WHY WORK HARD THIS YEAR? YOU DARE ASK THAT QUESTION YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT? YOU KNOW stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown WHY. YOUR stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown FRIENDS WITH THEIR STUPID FOUR SUBJECTS AND THEIR S PAPERS WILL WOOP YOUR ASS. IF YOU DO NOT SCORE 3 As YOU WILL NOT BLOODY HELL GET INTO THE FREAKING LOCAL UNIVESITIES YOU stupidbananasonofabloodyfaggotclown.

Yup. Nice and motivated now. Better go do some work.

Oh before I leave, just want to say this, Bjorn, thanks for all you have contributed. You are a great friend and it saddens me to see you leave. Good luck in Sweden or wherever you're going. say hi to Bjork for me.

adayinthelifeof

adayinthelifeof

I Love Exclamation marks much to the bereavement of SSS!!!!!!!!!!! Muahahaha.

Whoa. 2006. What a way to start the year. Barely any work done, however, I am full of worthless new year resolutions to start doing homework and tutorials consistently, to be more pious, to start a more healthy **chokes and dies** lifestyle.

Now seriously, I do have all these resolutions in mind but does this approach of goal-setting really work? How many of you can safely say that at least 40% of your past year resolutions were accomplished? I do not know about you, but I accomplished quite a few of my past year resolutions. But for every one accomplished, 9 others were not. I daresay my accomplished resolutions were the major ones in my list, however, I left out the simple, small ones which would have made my life so much better. Now what were the major ones that I managed to achieve? It may seem trivial to some however the first one would be… No, I should not say. I truly am not the sort who will be willing to tell the world my innermost darkest, deepest desires and how I managed to satiate them. Bah. I am rambling. Now, now. I am not weird or anything. Maybe I am. Who knows.

Next year will be a very trying year indeed. I can foresee it being a very fruitful year with many activities ahead. I can see myself being stretched, hopefully not to the point of snapping. But anyway, I have been looking for new ways to introduce management reforms in the club. Really eager to see the new fresh faces of the JC1s who will be taking the helm once SS’s and my tenure ends. Bah. Crazy ramblings from a person stressed because he hasn’t done his work but is too lazy to finish it.

Time to go. I shall attempt 3 more questions. WOOT!!!