A Portfolio Change: From Xbox to Lard, returns hit record mass!
Hello folks.
So I logged on to my friendster! After nearly 60 days of inactivity. Still no friends there. They should put a disclamer: Does not help you to find friends, you moron. Neither does it help you to remember people's names if you don't give a shit, you forgetful prick.
Anyways, I've been blog hopping and once again, I've noticed a dramatic change in everyone I know, in just a span of 2 months.
Take Audrey for example: She's a cheerleader now! Lots of brains, now she's super-hot cos she's a cheerleader. oooo. Not that she wasn't hot in the first place. AHEM. I'm speaking objectively ok!?
A lot more people, guys and girls included, have moved on, for the very much better.
Though Sing is not in OCS now, he's at least in SISPEC. A few others are doing so well in their schools, both in terms of a vibrant social and academic lives.
I too have tried to improve myself, by doing several things, including research on certain stuff. Alas, none of the things I'm doing now have anything to do with me getting off my fat ass.
Things change. People change.
But some things don't. Take my hotness for example. Every night without fail, I get a msg wishing me good night from my student. And in the afternoon, I get a report on whether my homework is done. "If i get 50, will you like me?"
WTF. I was joking la, when I unwittingly phrased my questions in a dirty ah-pek tone, the last time I asked her for lessons.
But WTF, she's a small kid. Aiyoh, hotness knows no boundaries, it ensnares all prey, babies and all. And apparently, I'm too hot for myself.
But on a side note, at least she's more into me than most other people. At least she doesn't play impossible-to-get. (though the ACJC gay in my office is impossible-to-get-him-to-fuck-off).
Ah well, back to sleeping, eating and Xboxing. Finished Halo 3. Master Cheif died in the end, FUCK.
Going to buy Bioshock and a 2nd hand edition of Shadowrun, then I can play all these online when tuition is on a hiatus for the school holidays.
And hopefully my sister makes good on her suggestion to teach me fund investing. Cos after fasting for a month, I realise how much money I waste. I spend hundreds of dollars a month on food, and movies. Hot damn. I'm a bonafide lardy ass.
Hoho. Take that Planet Fitness recruiter!
So I logged on to my friendster! After nearly 60 days of inactivity. Still no friends there. They should put a disclamer: Does not help you to find friends, you moron. Neither does it help you to remember people's names if you don't give a shit, you forgetful prick.
Anyways, I've been blog hopping and once again, I've noticed a dramatic change in everyone I know, in just a span of 2 months.
Take Audrey for example: She's a cheerleader now! Lots of brains, now she's super-hot cos she's a cheerleader. oooo. Not that she wasn't hot in the first place. AHEM. I'm speaking objectively ok!?
A lot more people, guys and girls included, have moved on, for the very much better.
Though Sing is not in OCS now, he's at least in SISPEC. A few others are doing so well in their schools, both in terms of a vibrant social and academic lives.
I too have tried to improve myself, by doing several things, including research on certain stuff. Alas, none of the things I'm doing now have anything to do with me getting off my fat ass.
Things change. People change.
But some things don't. Take my hotness for example. Every night without fail, I get a msg wishing me good night from my student. And in the afternoon, I get a report on whether my homework is done. "If i get 50, will you like me?"
WTF. I was joking la, when I unwittingly phrased my questions in a dirty ah-pek tone, the last time I asked her for lessons.
But WTF, she's a small kid. Aiyoh, hotness knows no boundaries, it ensnares all prey, babies and all. And apparently, I'm too hot for myself.
But on a side note, at least she's more into me than most other people. At least she doesn't play impossible-to-get. (though the ACJC gay in my office is impossible-to-get-him-to-fuck-off).
Ah well, back to sleeping, eating and Xboxing. Finished Halo 3. Master Cheif died in the end, FUCK.
Going to buy Bioshock and a 2nd hand edition of Shadowrun, then I can play all these online when tuition is on a hiatus for the school holidays.
And hopefully my sister makes good on her suggestion to teach me fund investing. Cos after fasting for a month, I realise how much money I waste. I spend hundreds of dollars a month on food, and movies. Hot damn. I'm a bonafide lardy ass.
Hoho. Take that Planet Fitness recruiter!
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