The Hills have eyes
Little do I know.. There are eyes watching. Everyday, after tutition, a pair of eyes stare at me, stalking my every movement from block 89 to 86.
Every day, the eyes watch, the mind stirs, but she doesn't want to succumb to my hotness.
WTF is this weirdo pervert talking about, you ask? Well, after some casual banter with one of my students about the cute pussies on the first floor, (2 Siamese cats) I discovered that my other student has been looking out the window every night to see me walk from her block to mine.
Ah, young infatuation and crushes. I can't blame her of course. I can add this to the innumerable and irreputable incidents which once again concretise my reputation as being damn bloody good looking.
Not only have I enthralled females the world over with my good looks, (Ms Universe called me again this morning), but I've now even captivated kids half our age. HAHA. I guess age is no barrier for the reach of my good looks.
Of course she likes you, she looks like a dolt right?
HAH! No! She's young, but hot. She's got her looks from her ang moh dad.
But too bad she's my "client" and therefore I must be professional and stuff, lest I lose my porcelain rice bowl.
Plus I think that the hot minah girls on the first floor ( the 2 Siamese cats' owners ) are hotter. They live right next to the pool, and their windows and curtains are always open. A bit exhibitionist to me, but after a bit of observation to and from tuition, they're JC ppl.
Hmm, hot minahs who have some smarts, living in the next block.
Wowee, I'm just a mat, but even I can do the odds on that and the odds are freaking impossible.
Tuition has brought nothing but benefits for me.
I've got more money now, and among the SIVZ gang, I'm the highest earner. (though I still have to sometimes borrow money from Vishnu, to make ends meet until my pay comes, but I'm working on that. My sis gave me a book on how to manage my money. But its impossible to get my mat brain to work. I can't seem to read engrish. And mats by nature borrow money, so I'm sorry.) But for some reason, I'm still the poorest.
Vishnu has a freaking 32 inch sony HDTV in his room.
How do I know this? Isyraf drove us in his own car to Vishnu's house.
Siu Sing is going OCS, a mere stepping stone to becoming a future engineering visonary.
And the mat is still poor and stupid. Hmph.
Tuition has also allowed me to explore the next block's nice cats, 2 purebred siamese, 2 tabbies and 2 purebred homosapien hotties of the minah-hottiecocus species. Haha.
Anyways, my sister just came back from Japan. (Nothing like talking about family to stop my imagination from running wild)
She says that japan rocks. Ok, enough about Japan.
I'm bored. I'm going to watch lost now.
Every day, the eyes watch, the mind stirs, but she doesn't want to succumb to my hotness.
WTF is this weirdo pervert talking about, you ask? Well, after some casual banter with one of my students about the cute pussies on the first floor, (2 Siamese cats) I discovered that my other student has been looking out the window every night to see me walk from her block to mine.
Ah, young infatuation and crushes. I can't blame her of course. I can add this to the innumerable and irreputable incidents which once again concretise my reputation as being damn bloody good looking.
Not only have I enthralled females the world over with my good looks, (Ms Universe called me again this morning), but I've now even captivated kids half our age. HAHA. I guess age is no barrier for the reach of my good looks.
Of course she likes you, she looks like a dolt right?
HAH! No! She's young, but hot. She's got her looks from her ang moh dad.
But too bad she's my "client" and therefore I must be professional and stuff, lest I lose my porcelain rice bowl.
Plus I think that the hot minah girls on the first floor ( the 2 Siamese cats' owners ) are hotter. They live right next to the pool, and their windows and curtains are always open. A bit exhibitionist to me, but after a bit of observation to and from tuition, they're JC ppl.
Hmm, hot minahs who have some smarts, living in the next block.
Wowee, I'm just a mat, but even I can do the odds on that and the odds are freaking impossible.
Tuition has brought nothing but benefits for me.
I've got more money now, and among the SIVZ gang, I'm the highest earner. (though I still have to sometimes borrow money from Vishnu, to make ends meet until my pay comes, but I'm working on that. My sis gave me a book on how to manage my money. But its impossible to get my mat brain to work. I can't seem to read engrish. And mats by nature borrow money, so I'm sorry.) But for some reason, I'm still the poorest.
Vishnu has a freaking 32 inch sony HDTV in his room.
How do I know this? Isyraf drove us in his own car to Vishnu's house.
Siu Sing is going OCS, a mere stepping stone to becoming a future engineering visonary.
And the mat is still poor and stupid. Hmph.
Tuition has also allowed me to explore the next block's nice cats, 2 purebred siamese, 2 tabbies and 2 purebred homosapien hotties of the minah-hottiecocus species. Haha.
Anyways, my sister just came back from Japan. (Nothing like talking about family to stop my imagination from running wild)
She says that japan rocks. Ok, enough about Japan.
I'm bored. I'm going to watch lost now.
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