Dork Attack!
Its been a long time. First and foremost, let me apologize to Lai Siu Sing for plagiarizing the graph in the entry below. It was his unique graph drawn by him and I apologize. I would also like to state that he is a greater creative genius than I and perhaps this incident has illustrated a growing dependence and the fact that I’ve taken him for granted.
For that, I apologize.
Hmm. I haven’t updated in like 2 weeks or so and yet there have been no substantial drops in my hits. I thank all of you for your support and show of worship for my greatness. Yup. Moi shall now blog about moi’s great life.
Ok. Ok. Put your pitchforks and clubs away. I stop now.
Firstly, I have great news! I got a new bio co-teacher!!!! Ms foo has been replaced halfway replaced by MS Wang!!! Woot. Finally. A teacher I can relate to. She speeds through tutorial, gives me a fast and thorough insight into each chapter and basically makes me think lightning fast. Oh, and she doesn’t make me want to roll up and die when she teaches. And I’m not saying Ms Foo’s lesson is like that. Its just that Ms Wang’s lesson is fast. Oh, and what do I mean by co-teach? When Ms wang teaches, Ms Foo is behind staring at Ms Wang teaching.
Oh, and when Ms Foo is teaching, Ms Wang is answering and clearing any doubts we have while Ms Foo is teaching. And when Ms Foo goes too slowly, Ms Wang will take over.
Oh, oh. Did I mention that all of Ms foo’s classes have been taken over by other teachers?
Oh! And did I fail to mention that her 3 classes are damn happy about something? Yup.
Poetic justice. Hah.
Anyway, Mr cheng rocks. Aside form the fact that he hugs me after chem. prac, and he called me his lost lover, he’s alright. Ms hartini rocks too. Fierce woman. I’m stating to actually do my work. She’s like a Ms Wang.
Oh, and some smart person switched off the café freezer, costing Perkafe a substantial amount of money. And guess who had to clean up the mess? Yes. The boss and vice-boss. Along with Jasmine and Edwin. Poor souls.
I swear man. Smart.
Ok. Let the ranting begin:
Biz club elections coming up. Teachers handed it fully to me. And by fully I mean fully. No template nothing. I had to draft everything myself. Current ex-co didn’t help either. Asked them to put their roles down on paper and not be skimpy, well they gave 3 lines each. Great help.
Oooooo. And my pic is going to be on huge posters and 1500 brochures going to be given out soon. BUT the bloody smart J1s chose the worst pic of me. Damn them.
Oh. On wed, I told the J1s to give me the nomination forms on Friday sharp by 12.30 pm. in my class. Then a few minutes later I realized that it was better for them to put the nomination forms in the pigeon hole of Mrs Tan. So Friday, when I was on my way out, this girl came up to me and asked me why I was going out. How were people going to give me the form when I was leaving the class?
So I told her that I already said to put it in the pigeon hole. And her reply was “ Don’t talk crap.” She went on to say to the other 3 people with her, “he always talks crap.”
BIG MISTAKE.
BIG.
And the irony is that she’s running for boss. SMART. Maybe she switched off the freezer. But hey, I smiled back and just acted friendly. Why confront her then when I can ask her whether I was truly talking crap in front of 80 pairs of ears during next week’s rallying in LT2? She’s going to die. I have her nomination form. She’s going to get 3 killer questions. Wait till wed ok to find out. To see the action, come down to LT2 around 4.30. or RSVP the place with me.
No junior running for office calls me CRAP in front of other juniors and gets away with it.
Aiyoh. Tired. Typed so much. Actually its not a lot. Its just that its super hot right now. Tenses, grammar all wrong.
Anyway, the IPO went damn well. It was a huge buyout by the large market movers and the stock rose exponentially. The future of my new industry should work out fine. Ah crap. Got to drop this bloody euphemism already. Its getting old.
Anyway, I’ll blog more tmw. Feel too bitchy now. Relax my little readers, there’s more to blog about the past 2 weeks. Tmw.
For that, I apologize.
Hmm. I haven’t updated in like 2 weeks or so and yet there have been no substantial drops in my hits. I thank all of you for your support and show of worship for my greatness. Yup. Moi shall now blog about moi’s great life.
Ok. Ok. Put your pitchforks and clubs away. I stop now.
Firstly, I have great news! I got a new bio co-teacher!!!! Ms foo has been replaced halfway replaced by MS Wang!!! Woot. Finally. A teacher I can relate to. She speeds through tutorial, gives me a fast and thorough insight into each chapter and basically makes me think lightning fast. Oh, and she doesn’t make me want to roll up and die when she teaches. And I’m not saying Ms Foo’s lesson is like that. Its just that Ms Wang’s lesson is fast. Oh, and what do I mean by co-teach? When Ms wang teaches, Ms Foo is behind staring at Ms Wang teaching.
Oh, and when Ms Foo is teaching, Ms Wang is answering and clearing any doubts we have while Ms Foo is teaching. And when Ms Foo goes too slowly, Ms Wang will take over.
Oh, oh. Did I mention that all of Ms foo’s classes have been taken over by other teachers?
Oh! And did I fail to mention that her 3 classes are damn happy about something? Yup.
Poetic justice. Hah.
Anyway, Mr cheng rocks. Aside form the fact that he hugs me after chem. prac, and he called me his lost lover, he’s alright. Ms hartini rocks too. Fierce woman. I’m stating to actually do my work. She’s like a Ms Wang.
Oh, and some smart person switched off the café freezer, costing Perkafe a substantial amount of money. And guess who had to clean up the mess? Yes. The boss and vice-boss. Along with Jasmine and Edwin. Poor souls.
I swear man. Smart.
Ok. Let the ranting begin:
Biz club elections coming up. Teachers handed it fully to me. And by fully I mean fully. No template nothing. I had to draft everything myself. Current ex-co didn’t help either. Asked them to put their roles down on paper and not be skimpy, well they gave 3 lines each. Great help.
Oooooo. And my pic is going to be on huge posters and 1500 brochures going to be given out soon. BUT the bloody smart J1s chose the worst pic of me. Damn them.
Oh. On wed, I told the J1s to give me the nomination forms on Friday sharp by 12.30 pm. in my class. Then a few minutes later I realized that it was better for them to put the nomination forms in the pigeon hole of Mrs Tan. So Friday, when I was on my way out, this girl came up to me and asked me why I was going out. How were people going to give me the form when I was leaving the class?
So I told her that I already said to put it in the pigeon hole. And her reply was “ Don’t talk crap.” She went on to say to the other 3 people with her, “he always talks crap.”
BIG MISTAKE.
BIG.
And the irony is that she’s running for boss. SMART. Maybe she switched off the freezer. But hey, I smiled back and just acted friendly. Why confront her then when I can ask her whether I was truly talking crap in front of 80 pairs of ears during next week’s rallying in LT2? She’s going to die. I have her nomination form. She’s going to get 3 killer questions. Wait till wed ok to find out. To see the action, come down to LT2 around 4.30. or RSVP the place with me.
No junior running for office calls me CRAP in front of other juniors and gets away with it.
Aiyoh. Tired. Typed so much. Actually its not a lot. Its just that its super hot right now. Tenses, grammar all wrong.
Anyway, the IPO went damn well. It was a huge buyout by the large market movers and the stock rose exponentially. The future of my new industry should work out fine. Ah crap. Got to drop this bloody euphemism already. Its getting old.
Anyway, I’ll blog more tmw. Feel too bitchy now. Relax my little readers, there’s more to blog about the past 2 weeks. Tmw.
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