The Diversification of Services
Whoa. Lots of things have happened over this long weekend. First and foremost, my internet connection is down again. Singnet can only send a person down to check the signal strength only on this coming Saturday. I really see why Starhub is gaining more clients man. After-sales service reliability. Kudos to Starhub! I typed this entry Sunday night, saved it to my thumb and uploaded it today. So backdate your thoughts a little. Thank you.
The fallout from my abysmal block test results has more far reaching consequences than I could have ever foreseen. My parents, Mrs Chong, Mrs Ng all look at me with that “ I know you’re not going to make it” stare. Please, my track record, no doubt not spectacular, will go to show that I’ll pull through. Enough said about this depressing area of my miserable, restricted life.
Oh….. I got a call from dear Pamela tonight. She wanted to know whether there will be maths lecture tomorrow. Well there is. But that’s not the point. She said I have a nice voice over the phone. Makes her think of someone else. Hmm. I wonder who. That’s not the point either. The point is, people, if I sound nice over the phone, imagine how nice I’ll be in other areas of your life. Hmm. I’ll stop here to keep y’all guessing what I mean by that. :p
Lost is getting more and more gripping. Ooooo. I just love the drama. Too bad Alias is not showing. But ever since I got hooked to lost Alias seems less action-y. there is however, Jennifer Garner.
As for JaneBank Pte Ltd, to further improve services to different segments of our clients and different market needs, the management has opened 3 new banking catergories to help cater to your special needs.
They are:
The Arab Investor
This group of clients are those with enough assets to invest and diversify in many different stocks. Though some may or may not give returns, the returns for those that do give them are high. Risk-takers are numerous among this demographic but returns may be higher. Clients include Tra*** Holdings Limited.
The SME Family Man
Always the charmer, the SME Family man always has his company’s interests in heart. Wanting to protect his assets and reduce liability, these clients are prudent investors, cautious, but taking risks at the right time. Clients include *sh and Co.
The Old Money
Simply termed as the Old Fart, because of their smell due to a failed takeover of Gatsby and Mandom Corp., the old money are overly-cautious individuals who do not want to lose the wealth that they have. Unlike the two demographics above, the old money do not get high returns at all and instead choose to park their money in ultra-low interest, safe, fixed deposits. Clients include the G***** Hong **** Corp.
Please do patronize JaneBank and do continue to provide continued feedback so that we can provide continued service.
As for stocks, I would like to report steady growth, overall. However, certain new companies are on the up rise. One now questions whether blue-chip investors like myself will see a closing of the gap between my blue-chip tocks and normal more volatile stocks. Don’t ask me what the latter is called, I am no banker for HSBC.
Oh, one last thing. I am going to be a psychic when I grow up. I’ll prove it to you now. I know which political party is going to win the coming general elections. The party with the white background, blue circle and lightning bolt. Yup. You know which one.
Oh and DoNoVan, once you tell me which category you fall under, JaneBank will definitely help you get your JaneFinance affairs in place, that if the management of JaneBank allows your admission into our exclusive banking society.
As for today, everything went well. Yup.
The fallout from my abysmal block test results has more far reaching consequences than I could have ever foreseen. My parents, Mrs Chong, Mrs Ng all look at me with that “ I know you’re not going to make it” stare. Please, my track record, no doubt not spectacular, will go to show that I’ll pull through. Enough said about this depressing area of my miserable, restricted life.
Oh….. I got a call from dear Pamela tonight. She wanted to know whether there will be maths lecture tomorrow. Well there is. But that’s not the point. She said I have a nice voice over the phone. Makes her think of someone else. Hmm. I wonder who. That’s not the point either. The point is, people, if I sound nice over the phone, imagine how nice I’ll be in other areas of your life. Hmm. I’ll stop here to keep y’all guessing what I mean by that. :p
Lost is getting more and more gripping. Ooooo. I just love the drama. Too bad Alias is not showing. But ever since I got hooked to lost Alias seems less action-y. there is however, Jennifer Garner.
As for JaneBank Pte Ltd, to further improve services to different segments of our clients and different market needs, the management has opened 3 new banking catergories to help cater to your special needs.
They are:
The Arab Investor
This group of clients are those with enough assets to invest and diversify in many different stocks. Though some may or may not give returns, the returns for those that do give them are high. Risk-takers are numerous among this demographic but returns may be higher. Clients include Tra*** Holdings Limited.
The SME Family Man
Always the charmer, the SME Family man always has his company’s interests in heart. Wanting to protect his assets and reduce liability, these clients are prudent investors, cautious, but taking risks at the right time. Clients include *sh and Co.
The Old Money
Simply termed as the Old Fart, because of their smell due to a failed takeover of Gatsby and Mandom Corp., the old money are overly-cautious individuals who do not want to lose the wealth that they have. Unlike the two demographics above, the old money do not get high returns at all and instead choose to park their money in ultra-low interest, safe, fixed deposits. Clients include the G***** Hong **** Corp.
Please do patronize JaneBank and do continue to provide continued feedback so that we can provide continued service.
As for stocks, I would like to report steady growth, overall. However, certain new companies are on the up rise. One now questions whether blue-chip investors like myself will see a closing of the gap between my blue-chip tocks and normal more volatile stocks. Don’t ask me what the latter is called, I am no banker for HSBC.
Oh, one last thing. I am going to be a psychic when I grow up. I’ll prove it to you now. I know which political party is going to win the coming general elections. The party with the white background, blue circle and lightning bolt. Yup. You know which one.
Oh and DoNoVan, once you tell me which category you fall under, JaneBank will definitely help you get your JaneFinance affairs in place, that if the management of JaneBank allows your admission into our exclusive banking society.
As for today, everything went well. Yup.
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