The Big Z

I told you all I was hot. You see, even some random unreliable girly gay blogger quiz thingy agrees with me.

They got hot, smart, genius, magician and cupid down right, buit being unreliable, gay and girly, they got certain parts wrong, namely dirty, liar, mad and deviant. I'm a saint ok?

So anyways, goodbye everyone, for my hotness fades again. I'm going to my new home at Jalan Bahar tommorow. I'll be learning how to put out garbage chute fires so i can keep your HDB flats safe. you're welcome. Don't miss me ok?

Yes, you. Don't miss me. Yes, I'm talking to you, the reader. What's that? I can't hear you. You don't give a shit? Ah, yes, always the joking crowd. I'll miss you too. Yes, point the middle finger, I'll miss you that much too.

Thank god I don't have a confinement period like the army. But the army ain't that bad too you know? Vishnu got into the Pes BP Welfare platoon and 1 month into his BMT and they're only doing 10 for their 5 BX. Basically, 10 push ups, sit ups, jumping jacks, burpeeeeees (how the heck do you spell that crappy exercise) and flutterkicks or another exercise. That's like the first day of NCC training in VS if you're sick. But hey, he's got 5 months more. So i guess by the end, 5 BX will be up to like a gazillion reps, so godspeed Vishnu. Godspeed.

As for me, according to my SCDF source, the training isn't so gradual. Well, whoopeedoo for me then. Ain't that a pickle. I'm sure my untrained muscles are dying for a less than gradual transition from all-nighters fighting zombies on my couch, to PT at 6 am in the morning. Whooopee.

But hey, I go in tmw, I just need to survive for 4 days, 3 nights till i book out. Then rest for 1 and a half days and go back in then survive 5 days, rest and repeat for 2 years. Wow. FUN.

Well whoopeedoo.